TWISTING ANGELINA

what makes me cheerful, she said,
as a pigeon deposited cheer on her head.

the end of the day, the end of the week;
the end of angelina jolie's physique.

what makes me cheerful, she cried,
as a puddle cheerfully opened wide.

the times i play, the times i sleep;
the times i make angelina look cheap.

what makes me cheerful! she exclaimed,
as somebody cheered and she was blamed.

twisting the body, twisting the head:
twisting angelina until she is dead.

Chris Joseph

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