Friday, 12 January 2007

GARDENING WITH BEAUTIFUL TOOLS


Gardening with good quality well made tools is one of my reasons to be
cheerful.

The ones illustrated are a pleasure to use, both in my small back garden and
in my allotment. The handles ('staffs' )for the longer tools are of European
hardwoods (I think mine is ash), and the copper blades are sharp and smooth.
The copper is said to deter slugs, but I wouldn't vouch for that.
For me the pleasure is in the weighting, the effective shape of the blade,
the smooth wooden handle and the sense of using something made fit-for-
purpose by a craftsman. The Phoenix hoe with a long handle and the Mira
trowel are my current favourites. Not cheap but well worth the money

Jo Howard

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TWISTING ANGELINA

what makes me cheerful, she said,
as a pigeon deposited cheer on her head.

the end of the day, the end of the week;
the end of angelina jolie's physique.

what makes me cheerful, she cried,
as a puddle cheerfully opened wide.

the times i play, the times i sleep;
the times i make angelina look cheap.

what makes me cheerful! she exclaimed,
as somebody cheered and she was blamed.

twisting the body, twisting the head:
twisting angelina until she is dead.

Chris Joseph

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Thursday, 11 January 2007

SWIMMING AT NIGHT IN THE OPEN AIR

My reason to be cheerful is swimming outdoors at night.

Daytime is good too, but there's something very special about swimming in darkness. However, there’s a qualifier to achieving 100% cheerfulness: I’m squeamish about unidentified objects beneath my feet, so the swim must be in a well-maintained pool with a nice smooth base, not a lake, river or sea, or an old crumbling pool scattered with yucky Band-Aids.

One of my all-time favourite swims was in the Hilton Hotel in Toronto, where the pool is several floors up and has a plastic curtain which allows you to swim from the inside out into the winter. The first time I scooted through the curtain it was just starting to snow; I could peer amongst the flakes into nearby offices, still lit for people working late, and watch billboards flashing red across the street.

Another year I swam every night for a month in warm Los Angeles at the Hotel Del Capri, circling slowly around the small blue space scattered with floating pink petals and staring up at the apartment blocks towering above.

Until recently, I swam outdoors at least once a week at a leisure club near my home in Leicester. Most nights I could keep the moon in my sights. But as the evenings got colder the steam above the pool became more dense, until it became impossible for the lifeguards to watch us through the misted glass. Now I have to wait until the Spring swings around again and we are allowed to swim outside once more.

Sue Thomas


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MAKING WHOOPEE


Who else thinks sex with the same person gets better and better as the years go by?
We know each other so well and know what turns us on, can still recall our fresher selves, have fewer inhibitions, lashings of imagination, less pressure to perform and more cuddling whatever.

R & M

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